Assingment #8 the Real Riel

Welcome to The Tale Banks Show
Today our special guest is Louis Riel the leader of the Metis eople of red river settlement.
Me: Hi Louis how are you today?

Louis: ALIVE! I'm FINALLY ALIVE AGAIN I CANT BELIEVE THIS HAS HAPPENED TO ME !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! wait how DID it happen?

Me: ..... I know famous scientists who owe me favours I guess. Anyways thats not the important part of this interview.

Louis: Then whavt IS?!?!

Me: Will you stop yelling in my ear? I'm right beside you !

Louis: sorry

Me: It's ok. Anyways, I brought you here to my studio to ask you a few questions about your.....FIRST life. First off, how did it feel to be a Metis person in your time.

Louis: It felt strange to be discriminated so harshly just because i was born Metis, I mean it's not like I chose to be, so it never really was my fault, but really the fault of the discriminators treating me this way, some people are just born that way and need serious help getting over it

Me: I agree with you 100%.

Louis : thank you I agree with myself too.

Me: O.K. Let's forget about that, I have another interestring question to ask you.....

Louis: That is....

Me: RELAX I'm getting to it.

Louis: OH...I'm sorry

Me: It's ok. Now, how did you end up becoming the leader of the Metis of the Canadian Prairies?

Louis: I was the chosen one.

Me:........WHAT?!?!?! I HOPE YOU MEAN THAT YOU WERE VOTED IN!!!

Louis: no no I was the chosen one, as in I was .....the chosen one, I am or at least was the spiritually chosen leader, why do you find this so strange?

Me: Because the only place where you would hear such a statement in my time (right now) would be STAR WARS or ......RUNESCAPE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Louis: OH RUNESCAPE! I played that game on your laptop when I entered your studio, It was quite enjoyable, but then I got addicted to another strange contraption called FACEBOOK! that was probably the greatest thing that ever happened in my second life so far! especially all the interesting games and groups named after me, but then the laptop broke and I couldnt play anymore.

Me: YOU DID WHAT!?!?! did you download a virus?!?!

Louis: OH!!!!!!!!!!! so that's what a virus does.

Me:IF YOU DONT BUY ME A NEW LAPTOP OR REPAIR THE DAMAGES THEN I WILL SEND YOU BACK TO YOUR FIRST LIFE AND MAKE YOU REPEAT THE EXECUTION AT LEAST 24 TIMES A DAY!!!!!

Louis:I'm sorry please forgive me not the execution anything else but the execution PLEASE!!!!!!!!!

Me: THEN REPLACE MY LAPTOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Louis: WITH WHAT MONEY?!?!?!?!?!?!

Me: I DONT KNOW MAKE SOME, GO ON THE STREET AND DANCE DO SOMETHING I WANT MY LAPTOP BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Louis: FINE THEN JUST BECQUSE I DONT WANT TO GO THROUGH THE EXECUTION AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!

Me: thank you Louis, audience we will be back after this commercial break.



Me: alright everyone we're back live in my room in Ottawa Ontario Canada interviewing Louis Riel !!!!!!!! We don't have much time but we WILL finish this interview

Louis: I got your money back, now go and buy your laptop and be done with it

Me: Thank you but for the remaining segment of the show we will have to get serious oh and by the way NO MORE RUNESCAPE!!!!!!!

Louis: Fine then , first you bring me back to life then you wont let me "live"

Me: get over it that game will probably take over your second life and then I'm not bringing you back again.

Louis:..........you dont understand you're just like a parent!

Me: thanks I have parent too you know they dont let me do everything that I want to do either. But that doesnt matter, back to the interview. I hear you practiced to be a priest how did that end up?

Louis: I never graduated.

Me: I'm asking about your priesthood not your highschool succes rate or whatever you might want to call it .

Louis: I know surely that is what I am talking about too, I mean I guess that you could call it a school

Me: oh..... and how does or did that make you feel?

Louis: I dont know I guess there was some disappointment but the most disappointment i felt during that time came when I failed at becoming a lawyer.

Me: oh. Do you know why you even failed?

Louis: NO I never found out why exactly I failed and I have no idea not even a clue whatsoever.

Me: How does or did that make you feel? I mean never knowing why exactly you failed.

Louis: How do you think it would feel? I failed for a reason I do not know about, It really felt bad, but I'm happier now that I had the Louis Riel dome named after me and that I was the leader of the Metis people of red river settlement.

Me: Alright last question. Do you like soccer

Louis: of course my favourite sport in the world.

Me: Alright everyone we just ran out of time I hope all of you had a good time see
you .......NEVER this was my last interview I'm never doing this again as for you Louis, You need to go back I'm sorry but I cant have you running around in my time .

Louis: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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